Archive - Rubber Chicken Circuit

In Memoriam: A Final Farewell to 2019’s Cursed Presidential Campaigns

Plus a goodbye to the Rubber Chicken Circuit!

Dec 21, 2019 •

November 2019

Wayne Messam's Lesson for the Big, White “Buttigieg Bump”

Plus, I take a bite out of the bursting (im)peach(ment) trial.

Nov 24, 2019 •

$10,000 Damask Drapes Tell Us All We Need to Know About Deval Patrick

Plus, Buttigieg’s 2000s-era Bernie Sanders fanmail!

Nov 15, 2019 •

Whose “Black Vote” Is It Anyway?

Plus a Cory in the House pipe dream!

Nov 8, 2019 •

Spotted: Uncle Joe Inappropriately Hugging a Super PAC From Behind

Plus the return of “Who’s That White Guy!”

Nov 1, 2019 •

October 2019

Mayor Pete’s Shape-Shifting, Pot-Puffing Centrist Pivot.

Plus a Generic White Man leaves the race!

Oct 25, 2019 •

The Squad Endorses Bernie…Will It Be Enough?

Plus, the debate recap in five easy tweets.

Oct 18, 2019 •

Welcome to Biden’s “Round the Clock Sex” Bathhouse of Confusion

Plus, can you guess the indistinguishable bottom-feeder candidate? It’s the debut “Who’s That White Guy?”

Oct 11, 2019 •

BDSM Allegations? Elizabeth Warren Has a Plan For That.

Plus, let the Q3 fundraising cockfight commence!

Oct 4, 2019 •

September 2019

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